I know I haven't been on here in a while, but my court-ordered "Dr. Phil" says that it's good for me to get on here and vent. Plus, I know all of you have been waiting patiently for me to put my genius on paper. So instead of 21 questions, since I am not Fiddy Cent, I am giving you 21 answers. So here it goes:
1.) I like soy sauce. I hate Snooki...and other fake Italians who have given us Mediterraneans a bad name.
2.) I am still confused on how vampires/wizards are cool now when they were geeky/nerdy when I wanted to be one.
3.) Amanda Bynes has, and always will be, my Hollywood crush. :)
4.) No girls, I am not going to Johnny Holms concert in your small town.
5.) I still giggle everytime I hear Johnny Holms because of the '80's porno star of the same name who died of AIDs
6.) I don't google plus, negative, sext, twatter or book your face if I think you are a boring person. I don't really know how the sexting works anyways. Is that bad?
7.) The best meal is the meal of a champion. That's right, folks. I'm talking about the 4th Meal from Taco Bell.
8.) I am from Orlando area of Florida so yes people of the FM area and wherever else, I HAVE BEEN TO DISNEY WORLD, DAYTONA BEACH, MIAMI, etc....But no I have not yet met any of the crew of Swamp People.
9.) I don't really know how to say this, but I am a STRAIGHT man in America....a dying breed, I know..
10.) I'm not "down like a clown" because clowns always smile. I am, however, down like a frown.
11.) I never made it as a Mime. People never got the jokes I was telling them.
12.) Relationships never work out for me. They always want to date and I always want to just act like I care.
13.) This is an unlucky number in most cultures, but not pop culture.
14.) I like a few different kinds of "bush" or "Busch." Ex. Busch Light, George Bush, Bush's Baked Beans, Busch Gardens, etc. But it's kind of a turn off if a chick has a bush.
15.) Shaq is actually an avid Kobe user on NBA 2K11. He isn't fooling me.
16.) Number of times I've been rejected...today.
17.) Number of girls I've been rejected by...this week.
18.) Number of times I'll get rejected...tomorrow.
19.) When I throw up after drinking, I blame it on my dyslexia. Then people really look at me weird.
20.) People who say they aren't afraid of the dark have obviously never been to Narnia.
21.) The scariest movie of all-time is The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock. I still get nightmares whenever I watch it.
So a blew ablee ablee ablee that's all folks. Follow me on here and/or Twitter if you dare. And as for that Tina chick that I met this weekend with Amanda, if you read this, sext me. Laters Masturbaters
