Blog 1: Intro to the Asshole

A few things I've learned on my travels through this wild ride called life. First, a morning of awkwardness is better than a lonely night. Second, I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And lastly, it seems that women are so into making themselves look more and more available and dumber by the day. I mean, with characters such as Kesha or even Paris Hilton, who's only real contribution to humanity is her sex video that you can barely see, women are so hell-bent on trying to be the bitch down the hall rather than the girl next door.  I guess the real question is, why do I loath that so much but still find it attractive?